Everybody needs a pair of no-nonsense shorts, and that's what CalCru has managed to serve up: no fly, no pockets, no exceptions. Just two holes for your legs and a drawstring waistband to hold onto them.

If you screwed up in the Army before the widespread use of polyester, I imagine you had to run laps in shorts like these. You don't have to run laps, just get the paper, walk the dog, or anything else you want the feeling of doing in your underpants but not the indignity. Cotton shorts made in Granite Quarry, North Carolina. No fly, no pockets, drawstring waist, 100% American cotton. CalCru keeps the construction that simple. Size up from your usual.